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Romeo and Juliet text messages
Login: Romeo : R u awake? Want 2 chat? Juliet: O Rom. Where4 art thou? Romeo: Outside yr window. Juliet: Stalker! Romeo: Had 2 come. feeling jiggy. Juliet: B careful. My family h8 u. Romeo: Tell me about it. What about u? Juliet: 'm up for marriage f u are. Is tht a bit fwd? Romeo: No. Yes. No. Oh, dsnt mat-r, 2moro @ 9? Juliet: Luv U xxxx Romeo: CU then xxxx  Friar: Do u? Juliet: I do Romeo: I do  Juliet: Come bck 2 bed. It's the nightingale not the lark. Romeo: OK Juliet: !!! I ws wrong !!!. It's the lark. U gotta go. Or die. Romeo: Damn. I shouldn't hv wasted Tybalt & gt banished. Juliet: When CU again? Romeo: Soon. Promise. Dry sorrow drinks our blood. Adieu. Juliet: Miss u big time.  Nurse: Yr mum says u have 2 marry Paris!! Juliet: No way. Yuk yuk yuk. n-e-way, am mard 2 Rom.  Friar: Really? O no. U wl have 2 take potion that makes u look ded. Juliet: Gr8  Romeo: J-why r u not returning my texts? Romeo: RUOK? Am abroad but phone still works. Romeo: TEXT ME! Batty: Bad news. J dead. Sorry l8 Romeo: J-wish u wr able 2 read this...am now poisoning & and climbing in yr grave. LUV U Ju xxxx  Juliet: R-got yr text! Am alive! Ws faking it! Whr RU? Oh... Friar: Vry bad situation. Juliet: Nightmare. LUVU2. Always. Dagger. Ow!!! //by cartoonist Roz Chast, first published in the New Yorker //
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